The Most Awesome B-Movie Trailer EVER!
July 16th, 2010Now I want to see this!
Hurry! Hurry! Step Right up!
July 14th, 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen, May I direct your attention to a philosophical miracle unfolding right under your very noses! Are you feeling unappreciated? Out of sorts? Are you no longer in phase with your friends, family, or perhaps the entire society?
Then you need a change. A transformation. A chrysalis with which to surround yourself in order to change you from a misfit caterpillar into a beautiful but ferocious Death’s-Head Moth.
Yes, you too can become a Supervillain. You can embrace the evil and rage that you know is in your heart and turn it outward in a beam of creativity that withers your enemies like grapes in a raisin factory.
I give you… Overlord’s 30 Days of Evil! Overlord has chosen to gift those who are interested with a simple, 30-step program to transmogrify yourself into the Supervillain you know you were born to be. She covers all the basics, From Self-definition and discovery, to attire, resisting negative peer pressure, and More!
So surf over and start your change now! Overlord’s 30 Days of Evil is nearly half over, so catch up or the guy down the block will build a doomsday device before you do!
(This has been a message from the Secret Association of Villainous Endeavors. S.A.V.E. endorses the work of Overlord so long as it is evil. Any good that comes out of this product is merely coincidental)
Technical Difficulties
July 12th, 2010Due to an unforeseen conflict in the site software, The actual episode never went out on the feed. So to fix this, here is Episode 067 – Goin’ GaGa (Part 1) in its entirety.
Episode 067 – Goin’ GaGa (Part 1)
July 9th, 2010Greetings Henchmen!
This summer promises to be a Hot one. And to turn up the heat, Here is a link to the Hottest new V&B (Villain & Blues) single to come out of the mouth of The Computer King! Behold, the Villainous Verse!
After that Musical Interlude, We delve deeply into the villainous meanings behind the lyrics to the song Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga.
Is she a Supervillain? According to some sources, she might be. Of course, She might be a Puppet of the Illuminati, Or a Devil Worshiper, according to other sources. Only time will tell.
So go out and have a bad Romance.
And Stay Evil
When your name is too big for your britches…
July 7th, 2010A key factor to being a supervillain is having a grand persona. This can be easy or hard, depending on how grand, and how well-defined your persona is. For example, This so-called “Barefoot Bandit” will have it rough. Stealing planes is hard, and I can only assume that doing it barefoot is much more difficult. The Press has given this man a persona that will be tough to live up to.
But fear not, if you are similarly saddled with a persona larger than you can live up to, you can always blame the Press for giving you the name, or fall back on technicalities. For example, imagine my chagrin the first time someone called me out when I was having issues with my programs. “LOL, aren’t you the Computer King?” the cretin basically said. My current defense to this is that a computer is specifically the hardware of a machine, whereas its software can have problems and issues that are beyond my normal purview. Now I can deflect such sophomoric attempts to lower my status without having to stoop to satellite-guided laser arrays, as I had to back then. LOL, indeed.
Episode 066 – Save the (Audio)Drama for Your Mama
July 4th, 2010Greetings Henchmen!
And Happy “Blow things up in the name of American Independence” Day!
Musical Interlude: “Villains”by Wreck 1 Featuring Brash
Topic: 2 Awesome Audiodramas -
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and We’re Alive
Bonus: You can download the entire first season of these NOW!
So get listening!
And Stay Evil!
I can’t let this story pass
June 30th, 2010Supervillains are stepping from the comic book page to the real world now. Apparel and accessory salespersons are on the lookout for a Catwoman-themed serial thief in New York City. And I specifically say from the comic book page because nobody wants the Catwoman movie character running around. OK, I take that back. Nobody wants the Catwoman movie character running around committing crimes. She can run around rubbing herself against the furniture all she wants, she just can’t go outside with that bastardized backstory they made up for her. Bad kitty.
Take the story with a grain of salt, though. Because it claims that the second robbery involved the woman disguised in a burqa. Yes, I said a burqa. How the hell can they tell that it’s the same woman? Maybe she took off the veil at the end and showed her cat mask. It’s what a supervillain would do.
I knew it!!!
June 29th, 2010Harvard people are smart, right? So when they do research, it’s fair to believe what they say, right? Well, According to researchers at Harvard say that being evil (or good), or even perceiving yourself as evil (or good), gives you strength.
Sure, the article concentrates a little too much on good acts and heroism, but it introduces the concept of “Moral Transformation”, and indicates that even writing fiction about yourself doing good or evil actions can affect your strength and efficacy. The best part is when they say that the people writing evil were the strongest.
So Join the Forces of Villainy. Evil Makes You Strong.
Dead on the 4th of July!
June 28th, 2010Do you crave brains? Do you have a foul body odor from decomposing flesh? Is your tan line different shades of putrid green? Well, if you live are in the Seattle area you might want to come on down to the Zombie Walk on the 4th of July! It’s a totally dead scene, catering to undead of all walks of life death, from the everyday shambling horror to the partying son-of-a-lich. Follow the link, get your ghoulish duds ready, and prepare for the time of your unlife!
Episode 065 – Our Time is Coming…
June 26th, 2010Greetings Henchmen!
This Episode is full of excitement!
Introducing a new Segment: Living Like a SuperVillain: A villainous product review segment!
The segment premiere topic: Shockball from ThinkGeek.com!
Musical Interlude: Super Villain by Powerman 5000!
Listener Feedback from Ovelord and Lord Malignance!
And Massive Anticipation for 2 movies this year:
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and MegaMind!!!
Obey the Hypnotic, Excitement-inducing Exclamation points…
And Stay Evil!!!
